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| Joan Rivers Quotes | No. | Quotation | Subject |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes --and six months later you have to start all over again. | Housework |
| 2 | Oh, grow up! | Maturity |
| 3 | I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. | Truth |
| 4 | I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. | Truth |
| 5 | There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. | Cynic |
| 6 | Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. | Husbands |
| 7 | I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, Get the hell off my property. | Mother-in-law |
| 8 | I'm Jewish. It don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor. | Housework |
| 9 | I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes— and six months later you have to start all over again. | Housework |
| 10 | Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, and, mostof all, fear. | Anger |
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